Norbert

Hey friends,

If you have a hot second today, send some positive vibes to my friend, Norbert Mulligan today, as he heads back to MyCity from NYC to start interviewing for some administrative positions in our field.

First of all, I would like your positive vibes for Norbert because I want him to move back to MyCity so we can get “blackout” (his term, not mine, MamaG) and have Beerlympics in my apartment again. And so we can set off the fire alarm trying to make drunk snacks. And so I can be his secretary when he works his way up the ranks in our area offices. Because if I’m Norbert’s secretary, I will just watch Netflix at my desk and bring us coffee and breakfast burritos as needed.

I also want your positive vibes for him because he’s really. damn. nice. A few weeks ago, I was texting him about an Extreme Bev Hangover: Work Edition and he Postmated me 24 mini blue Gatorades. To my office. I mean, the dude knows what’s up.

Lastly, I’d like your positive vibes for Norbert because, no matter what, I can always count on him to make me feel like less of a shitshow. Like when I talked to him via FaceTime recently and told him about how I drunkenly ended up at a super touristy Cheesecake Factory at midnight the night before. He quickly told me that he puked in the bathroom there once and I felt so much better about my life. And, sometimes, he just sends me Snapchats like this (sticker added by me in order to protect Norbert’s identity):