Bev Does the Bachelor (not literally)

Bachelor Highlights of the Week (Part One)

“Today I have to find a way to break out of my shyness.” (Jumps in lake topless)

“I’m a camping virgin. I’m also a virgin, camping.” (Yeah, and I’m your Irish uncle. WHAT MOVIE?)

“I want him to be like my grandpa.” (Crying girl referring to possible future husband. WTF)

“I feel great. This is awesome. And I’m drunk.” (Said everyone. Always)

But the best moment, by far, was….. (Drumroll please)

Girl alone in living room, in ball gown.

Drinking champagne.

And EATING CORN.

*Note: this may be part one of one in the series. I’m really not sure I can watch more.

-Bev