J Lo is really out here wearing an engagement ring estimated to be worth $4.5 million.
In the past two weeks, I have consumed two protein shakes that expired ten months ago.
On purpose. (I don’t like to waste food)
I’m just going to call myself a humanitarian and keep this train on the tracks.
-Bev
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Anonymous
March 29, 2019 at 4:34 pmCelebrities. Fame.
Someone told me Madonna wouldn’t stay in a hotel that didn’t have her (insert fancy brand of italian sheets) sheets. I just think about their dingleberries. Who do they really think they are?
…and how did this chap know where Madonna would and would not sleep?
-M for Marcella, who has napped in a literal doghouse