Bev is still feeling pretty under the weather over here (damn you summer colds), and has been having one HELL of a time sleeping the last few days. I decided to take matters into my own hands last night and drink some expired codeine cough syrup I had hangin’ around. I snapchatted a pic of said bottle to a few peeps, and got some pretty funny responses.
My favorite of which was from my 50+ year old uncle, Bart. The snap was a pic of my Aunt Sue drinking a beer at Buffalo Wild Wings, with Bart’s caption, “Gettin’ your purple drank on, huh?”
Yeah, the Goldensteins are pretty pimp. Technically, Uncle Bart is on Mama G’s side, the Pages, but collectively, well, my family ain’t no punk.
If you read this within two hours of publication, please send up a prayer that Bev is able to stare at the back of her eyelids for at least 4-5 hours at a time tonight.
-Beverly Goldenstein-Carter
aka: Lil’ Beezy
2 Comments
Betty
May 27, 2015 at 8:07 pmGot one word for ya, Bev… gummie bears. Well,, technically that is two,
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
May 27, 2015 at 8:09 pmTried it. Nothing is working at this point. I’m calling a veterinarian for horse tranqs next.