I grew up today, y’all. Finally went into the doctor’s office, and it turns out, this ‘summer cold’ is actually something medical professionals dub ‘bronchitis’ and I am actually thankful to have it so that I can get some meds. (aka: if I would’ve gone in there and heard, “It’s a virus”…. well, this post would’ve been a mug shot)
Anyhoo, part of the issue is my lack of ability to sleep, so Doc offered me codeine cough syrup, which I… turned. down. Yep. I turned down codeine cough syrup because codeine cough syrup makes me, well, turn up1. (I always knew I was Lil’ Wayne’s soulmate… SYZZURP FOR LIFE)
So, instead, I got some cough suppressant crap that I can take in conjunction with my AdvilPM. And some Sauvignon Blanc. She didn’t actually say that part, but it was implied.
Anyway, ain’t no party like a Doxycycline Monohydrate, Sauvignon Blanc, clam chowder, cookie dough ice cream, Benzonatate, Advil PM, Grapefruit Shandy party2. If you need me, I’m on my couch surrounded by said items.
-Bev
1I may have actually used the phrase ‘turn up’ when talking to the doctor.
2Actually, while checking out at the pharmacy, I saw some acetaminophen suppositories. I would have no idea, but I bet there’s really no party like an acetaminophen suppository party. Yikes.
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