Bev Back in the Saddle

As you may or may not know, I am coming to the end of a 28-day cleanse. This means that I have not consumed alcohol in the last 27 days. Or cheese. Or caffeine. Needless to say, I am ready to get after it tomorrow (blog stories should pick up once I start drinking again).

I’ve not hated the last 28 days as much as you may expect, but let’s be real here. Captivity isn’t for Bev. Bev deserves to be free, in the wild world of drunken injuries, getting lost, leaving her debit card at bars, and never quite remembering how she got home. She’s more than ready for her return.

(The 4:08 mark will be Bev, drinking champagne at her 4:30 brow appointment tomorrow. It’s game time, bitches)

Video credit: YouTube user: EdvaldoArruda

-Bev

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8 Comments

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    MrsBoneJovi
    February 3, 2015 at 6:13 pm

    What you should have done here is spliced the Free Willy clip with some footage from Blackfish. That’s life without booze.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      February 4, 2015 at 8:28 pm

      Mrs. BoneJovi, you know that Bev’s technical skills are equivalent to your American slang terms skills.

      Don’t hate.

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    Gertrude
    February 1, 2015 at 1:56 pm

    Ah Free Willy what a movie. I may feel like that everytime I open a bottle of champagne. Which is about 4 times a week and it’s always Andre the classiest champagne there is.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      February 1, 2015 at 5:03 pm

      Economical. Economical.

  • Reply
    Maude
    January 31, 2015 at 8:21 am

    Try not to die on the way back in.

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    Katrina
    January 30, 2015 at 5:25 pm

    Watch out Denver. Bev is back in business!

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    Madge
    January 30, 2015 at 7:44 am

    Congrats on the cleanse! On the brows- do you pluck in between appointments or will that get you certain brow rehab? Also, champagne? Reserved for a VIP which you would HAVE to be or smuggled in via extra large hobo?

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      January 31, 2015 at 9:30 am

      Madge, I rarely pluck in between appointments, but if I do, I make sure to stay within the BrowMaster’s shape. The champagne? I didn’t know about until a friend mentioned it, and the next appointment I had, they offered it to me. Not sure how to get the foot in the door, but now I have a glass at every appointment.

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