Turtle Creek Insane

Like many of the rest of you, I’m spending a looooot of extra time on the internet/Instagram these days. I mostly just follow all of my same ol’ people (albeit, a bit more obsessively) but I’ve also found a new treasure that I’d like to share with y’all.

I found her via a gossip website I read (GOMI: Get Off My Internet)…and aspire to be on one day. The site is just a straight up snark site about people on the internet. One of my favorite things to do is to hate-follow a blogger/influencer solely so that I can keep track of what is being said on their GOMI site. Because I am very mature like that.

Anyway, check out turtlecreeklane on Instagram.

This. Woman. Is. A. Muppet.

If you go quickly, you can still see her “DeCORentine” stories where she decorates her house for the satanic robots who must live there to enjoy these decorations Easter.

I think I would rather spend a few nights in O.J. Simpson’s house than on Turtle Creek Lane.

Oh my God.

-Bev