The Suck Kut

Well, it seems we are all stuck in our homes for the foreseeable future, and everyone online is getting creative with how to pass the time and keep up personal appearances. I mean, I prefer to just black out four times a week and pretend my video won’t work on the daily Zoom calls, but many people are actually attempting to cut their own (or their spouse’s) hair and I keep seeing and hearing mentions of the “Flowbee” from many of my… upper-generation friends. 

And I’m just like… “Wait, that sounds like the Suck Kut.”

And whether the Flowbee is (real?) any good or not, I don’t care, but it just brings me back to this piece of cinematic history:

-Beverly “It’s Sucking My Will to Live” Goldenstein

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    Bevvy G
    April 20, 2020 at 8:01 am

    I never said anyone was idiotic!! But… #VerticalSnips, Petunia!

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    Petunia Smalls
    April 19, 2020 at 4:46 pm

    1. I can’t help but think I am one of those idiots you are referencing (well because, I am one of those idiots who did something idiotic)

    2. I ❤️ Wayne’s World (“well, it certainly does suck!”🤣)

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