A New Weekly Series #DMM

Please tell me you read The Daily Mail. It’s a super trashy (I think British) news outlet (I use that term loosely) and it’s my main source of news. I know. This is why I literally never know what’s going on.

But I love it. I. Love. It.

The headlines are often ridiculous run-on sentences that I often have to read four or more times to even begin to get the gist and it’s the best thing ever. (See this post for some more background)

I’ve been collecting nuggets from the DM to share with you guys for the past few years and, well, I guess it takes a damn worldwide pandemic for me to actually blog. Whatever, man.

So, here’s your first Daily Mail headline and you just might recognize someone…

That’s right- Joe Exotic, folks. Now, admittedly, this doesn’t seem as asinine now that we know all about Joe and Carole and their (actual, freakin’ literal) circus, but just imagine my surprise when I read this last year when it came out, man.

-Beverly “Sardine Oil” Goldenstein.