Do any of you have a friend who gets drunk and takes his/her clothes off?
I do.
I won’t name that friend here, but I will show you a screen shot of our friend group’s recent Zoom call to celebrate this friend’s birthday.
The rest of the Zoomers got on the call five minutes early to surprise the birthday girl in our birthday suits. I wish I could show you all the video of the woman of the hour tuning in to the call and slowly realizing we were all honoring her penchant for drunk nudity. But I won’t.
-Beverly “I’m Here to Make Topless Bottomless Mimosas a Thing After Quarantine” Goldenstein
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