(Uncle) Bart Snap Recap

I don’t currently have any Spot Sue Saturday posts for you but I can do you one (maybe?) better.

As you know, Uncle Bart is an avid Snapchatter (which is why you all get to enjoy Spot Sue Saturdays). What you might not know is that Bart doesn’t always/only Snapchat pictures and videos of Aunt Sue drinking beer doing various things.

Oh no, his Snap content is as diverse and varied as Snap content can be! And I’ve been hoarding it all for you and saving it for a global pandemic where we’re all imprisoned in our homes rainy day.

And, it seems that rainy day has arriveth. That’s not a word but I kinda think it should be.

Yes, there’s a man whose nickname is Hot Nuts. Regrettably, I haven’t mentioned Hot Nuts before and I’m really sorry to tell you that he has recently passed away so I don’t want to tell many stories about him.

But really, you’ve seen all you need to see. His nickname is Hot Nuts and he sells cars on the side of the street by Bohman’s house.

-Beverly “Uncle Bart’s Favorite Niece” Goldenstein