A Real Conondump

So, one of my blog rules is to not talk about poop, and yesterday’s post brought me dangerously close to a line I don’t want to cross, but I feel like I need to follow up with these. Especially in these dark times. I’ll keep it short and sweet and let y’all fill in the blanks…

So, I think a lot of people who speak the English language are lacking one of its most important vocabulary words. I’m not going to say I coined or created it, but I will say I’ve never heard anyone use it before I did… and it gained poopularity quickly amongst the crowds with which I’ve used it.

Anyway, like I said, I don’t want to give details or anything, but I do want to drop this truth bomb on you and let you be sure to work this wondrous word into your vocabulary as you see fit.

The word?

shituation

I mean, it’s not a word that is used daily, or even often, but when you need it, you need it, ya heard?

Your phone might even start auto-correcting it to all caps. At least that’s what I heard.

-Beverly “You (Probably) Heard It Here First” Goldenstein