This sounds like a new series Bev will be starting, but it’s really just going to be a one-hit wonder. (Or oneder- remember that? That Thing You Do? Man, I liked that little play on words)
Like most of you, I’ve been working from home since March, but I recently attended an in-person training where there were about twenty-five of us in a room, socially-distanced as much as possible, and masks required (masks are still a city ordinance here in MyCity).
Let me tell you what, it takes a special kind of stupid to think that wearing a mask over one’s mouth only is helpful.
It also takes a special kind of asshole. Like, “Oh, sure, LISA, why don’t you just sit over there and breathe fairly normally while the other 80% of us are breathing in our own hot breath for six hours, you selfish twat?!?!” I want to throat-punch Lisa.
It took everything in me not to print out this graphic, sneak into the conference room early, and place this graphic on every single table.
Please feel free to share as needed, BevHive.
-Beverly “I Don’t Have a Printer at Home” Goldenstein
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