Pass the Tequila, Sheila!

Here’s a little story about a real lime crime I recently saw being committed.

A real missed opporboozity.

Someone really failing to captequilize on a lot of money.

A true a-salt on profit potentials!

OK, I’ll stop now. Or, rather, I’ll start.

I recently (finally) purchased a desk on Amazon so that I could have a “space” where I can work from home since it seems this bullshit isn’t going away anytime soon. You all know that Bev trying to put together a desk would… not go well, so I asked my friend and neighbor if he could assist with the task and I’d pay in drinks and snacks.

He was more than willing to help, so an hour before he was set to arrive, I called one of his favorite Mexican restaurants to order some queso and margs for him (and his wife and me) while he worked.

Now, one year ago, I wouldn’t have even dreamed of being able to pick up margarita pitchers to-go, but it’s 2020, and I think we can all agree that margarita pitchers to-go is the only positive thing to come of this bullshit year (right?), so I asked the restaurant how much a pitcher of margs was. The employee told me that they didn’t have to-go pitchers available- only individual margaritas- and I (was slightly stunned and) said that I’d call someone who did.

And I did. And they were delish.

Long story, but I happened to be on this same restaurant’s website the next day, where the main page was this: