Lie Like a Rug

I was recently invited to a backyard happy hour/hangout that I really didn’t want to attend, so (naturally) I lied to the hostess and said I already had plans to go on a walk with a friend.

Then I wrote down the fake plans in my planner so I wouldn’t make any stupid remarks via text or accidentally post something incriminating on Instagram. 

If anybody’s wondering what it’s like to make plans in your 30s.

-Beverly “I Can’t Make it This Time” Goldenstein