Dearly beloved, WHEN are we going to collectively realize that cruises are crime-laden murder boats (not to mention freakin’ breeding grounds for DROPLETS and DISEASE) and make a universal pact to stop going on cruises?
-Beverly “Seriously, One-third of all Dateline Episodes and True Crime Podcasts are on Cruise Ships, Guys- NO JURISDICTION IN OPEN WATER” Goldenstein
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