No Clue Cold Brew

Name someone you know who would wake up early (without an alarm) and decide to get a few hours’ worth of a head start on work, then throw caution to the wind and say it’s finally time to reward herself with that cold brew that’s been in her fridge for literal months, only to realize two sips in that said cold brew is actually spiked.

(If you can’t name someone, give me a call. I know a guy.)

In unrelated news, I know a really delicious spiked cold brew, if anybody’s in the market.

-Beverly “It Was 6:45 am” Goldenstein