My bosses are gone tomorrow, so obviously, I’m celebrating by cracking open a fresh bottle of Sauvignon Blanc to ensure that I’m a complete pile of hungover shit tomorrow. I like to call myself an opportunist. The bad news is, when I put the rest of the bottle back in the fridge, I found the remnants of last night’s fresh bottle of Sauvignon Blanc next to it. The good news is, when I went to put the rest of the bottle back in the fridge, I found the remnants of last night’s fresh bottle of Sauvignon Blanc next to it.
This means that I’ll be consuming 1.5 bottles of wine tonight (it’s what my bosses would want), and then poooooossibly dipping into the vodka. Because that’s what I do.
I leave this post with two important questions for you, my dear reader(s?):
*Should I get a bagel and cream cheese tomorrow morning, or a bacon and egg breakfast sammie?
*Wine glasses are like bras and bath towels, right? Like… at least 3 uses before washing? Because I’ve been drinking out of this bad boy since Tuesday.
-Bev
16 Comments
Deb Kemp
February 6, 2015 at 7:11 pmRather than a breakfast sammie, start tomorrow morning off with mimosas and by noon indulge in mac bites and wash that grub down with a Coors Light. That’s what D.K. would do.
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February 7, 2015 at 3:34 pmDeb Kemp lights the way, as usual.
Edith
February 5, 2015 at 9:11 pmHave patience, Bev. Or just drink more wine. Yeah, drink more wine.
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February 5, 2015 at 9:14 pmHave patience AND drink more wine.
Edith
February 5, 2015 at 8:59 pmOh, Bev. I’m afraid for the blog’s life if we did that…
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February 5, 2015 at 9:02 pmEDITH WHY CAN’T I FIGURE THIS OUT?!?!?!
Edith
February 5, 2015 at 8:52 pmValentine’s Day is coming up ha know, Bev… 😉
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February 5, 2015 at 8:55 pmYou and me, Edith. In NOLA??
Edith
February 5, 2015 at 8:43 pmBev! I was asking myself the same thing. Except I think I’m going to go with a third option….bacon breakfast pizza. I’ll virtually send you some!
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February 5, 2015 at 8:44 pmEdith, you know the way to my heart.
Ida
February 5, 2015 at 8:26 pmBacon ‘n egg Sammie, chocolate milk, and some ibuprofen should be a solid start to your day. You can wash your wine glasses Sunday…
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February 5, 2015 at 8:28 pmIda, I like where your head’s at. Thanks for the tip.
Gertrude
February 5, 2015 at 8:03 pmI’m on night 3 with mine. And bacon and egg sammie for sure. If I were you I would try and find some hash browns as well.
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February 5, 2015 at 8:06 pmGertrude! Hashies! You’re a genius!
MrsBoneJovi
February 5, 2015 at 7:56 pmI think you should eat a donut with bacon on it.
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February 5, 2015 at 8:05 pmI think I should eat 4 doughnuts with bacon on them.