Holiday Greetings

Happy Thanksgiving Eve to y’all, my darling readers.

Yes, you’re reading that email correctly- ’tis me! She lives! I haven’t been super inspired to do a ton of blogging lately¹, but I did want to come on here to wish you all a happy and healthy Thanksgiving Eve. Or, as some would call it, Blackout Wednesday. Or as even others would call it, the 25-ish-year anniversary of the time their parents dragged them to Thanksgiving Eve services and the pastor asked everyone to write down three things they were thankful for and that pre-teen wrote down

1-family
2-friends
3-MyTeam making it to the NCAA basketball tournament

and that person didn’t know that ol’ boy was going to read the responses aloud to the congregation and then their mom almost murdered them in a small Mayberry church. For what wouldn’t be the first or last time.

-Beverly “Black Sheep 4Lyfe” Goldenstein

¹I also recently got acrylic nails and I can not type for shit.

Or wear necklaces.

I have mastered zipping my pants though, so there’s hope?