Lots of people online get real pissy about the fact that there’s no taco or hockey emoji, and that’s all well and good, but these complaints always get me thinking…. which emoji(s) would I like to see from Apple? I’m in general very indecisive about, well, everything, but this is one case where I do actually keep coming back to the same idea(s).
We need a white wine and a black heart emoji, people.
Seriously, this would be the most perfect representation of my life. Like, if when these two emojis are created, I’m updating my Tinder profile to just be… a glass of white wine and a black heart. I see a major rise in swipes right, yes?
No.
But at least they’d know what they’re getting into.
-Bev
2 Comments
Anonymous
November 14, 2018 at 7:23 amhow old is this? didn’t you send a black heart? and what did i do to deserve it if you did?
Bevvy G
November 15, 2018 at 8:25 pmWell, Anonymous, I’m not sure if I sent a black heart because I don’t know who you are… but this post IS old, and Apple DOES now have a black heart emoji. And champagne.
And all is well in the world.