I know, I know. It’s Sunday. Sunday Night. And you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for this week’s Funny Animal Friday post. I apologize.
I promise I have a good reason this time. I was celebrating my bestie’s wedding in the beautiful mountains. And by ‘celebrating my bestie’s wedding in the beautiful mountains’, I obviously mean…
*I had a lot of animal confusion on the drive there (and back). Seriously- WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LLAMA AND AN ALPACA? (Yes, I know I could Google this information, but mostly, I don’t care. Obviously.)
*I got home at 2:30am, then stayed awake until 4:30 with my weekend roommate, Red Fox, having a drunken heart to heart. Shoutout, Red Fox! Big Dog… Little Dog roommates for life! (Obviously, I am Fred, and Red Fox is Ted)
*We woke up to a nightstand that looked like a bunch of frat boys invaded our room. Gatorade, water, cheese, crackers, salami, Nutella, and a terrifyingly-placed knife. Shameful. It should also be noted that I was pantsless in a ‘less thinking, more drinking’ shirt, and Red Fox and I proceeded to drink a jug of strawberry Pedialyte.
*Then we ordered room service breakfast, and I essentially felt like I was taking the GRE when filling out the receipt. “What room is this again?” The delivery server man was obviously impressed. He’d probably be even more impressed to know that I just called him a delivery server man. Almost as impressed as my personal trainer is going to be when I’m sweating Coors Light at my 9am session tomorrow.
*I participated in a flash mob. Yes, seriously.
*I took more pictures of beverages than I did of people. This is a theme.
*I turned down a loooot of nature activities. Everyone was all, “Are you hiking or ziplining today?” And I was all…
YouTube credit: Brony Artemis
*I was gifted a bottle of wine by someone I just met this weekend, because she and her husband didn’t drink it over the weekend, and she couldn’t take it back on the plane with her. Fawn’s Florida Friend(s) quickly became Bev’s New Florida Friends.
Anyhoo, here’s a super late F.A.F. for you, my wonderful readers. This seal is essentially all of us looking at Fawn at the wedding. Seriously, homegirl looked stunning. Even after I stepped on her dress. #FreeChampagne
Love you, Fawn and Merle Martinelli! Enjoy your Italian honeymoon! Fawn, I’ll try to refrain from texting you. Which means I’ll have a note in my phone about five pages long, detailing everything I don’t want to forget to tell you. I know you’ll be dying to get home for that…
-Bev
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