Bev on a Milk Carton

I’ve told a few select people this information, but I’d like to put it out here, so that it’s common knowledge among the general public my 34 subscribers.

Should I ever disappear, do NOT- I repeat DO NOT- put my weight on a missing persons poster.

I WOULD RATHER BE A MISSING PERSON THAN HAVE MY WEIGHT DISPLAYED TO THE WORLD.

-Bev

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10 Comments

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    Hattori Hanzo
    August 27, 2015 at 10:16 pm

    As a softening middle-aged man, I won’t weigh in on this topic.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      August 28, 2015 at 4:29 pm

      Bada-Ch.

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    Betty
    August 27, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    I assume that if any of us goes missing it is intentional!

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      August 28, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      Well, isn’t that terrifying, Betty…

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    Keith
    August 27, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    So ‘no’ to weight on the milk carton, but ‘yes’ to LED lights on your grave. Got it.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      September 5, 2015 at 11:42 am

      Keith- did I say I would approve LED lights on my grave?!?!?! Oh, Lord.

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    Bill Strnad
    August 27, 2015 at 6:45 pm

    You could always subtract 20-30 lbs and add 2″ to your height

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      August 27, 2015 at 8:18 pm

      Which is exactly what I do on my driver’s license, Billy Goat. But, if I did it for these purposes, it would… defeat the purpose of… finding me. But let’s be real. A) I’m too fat to kidnap, and B) after the alcohol withdrawals kicked in, I’d be returned.

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    Loretta
    August 27, 2015 at 5:19 pm

    Amen, Bev. Amen.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      August 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm

      Right?

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