Junk Mail

For some reason, my email settings must be off, and I have been receiving a heinous amount of spam this week. Most of it doesn’t get a second look, obviously, but there is one alcohol rehab center that keeps popping up (this one might not be spam?). Today they brought out the marketing big guns:

Rehab

Like, oh yeah, guys, rehab would totally be so much better at the beach. If When I end up there, I’ll make sure to keep that in mind. Except being on the water just makes people want daiquiris and Mai Tais, ya big dopes.

-Bev

 

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