Valentine’s Day

Shout-out to bestie, Linda, for the best Valentine’s Day gift a single girl could ask for.

Plus, now you can all say you saw a picture of a Valentine’s Day gift on social media that WASN’T the same as all the other gift pictures you saw on social media.

Seriously, why do people feel the need to post pics of their gifts on this day? No one does this on other gift-giving holidays, but everyone wants to show us their overpriced red roses today. I don’t get it.

Disclaimer: There’s a lot more I’d like to say here, but I feel like I can’t share it until I’m like married or something, because people will think I’m saying these things because I’m a bitter single person, not because I’m sane person who doesn’t give a shit about your flowers. **Don’t hold your breath on ever getting a blog post my real feelings on others’ Valentine’s Day posts, as Bev getting married seems about as likely as…. something unlikely. So, that raw VDay post might just sit on this computer, unpublished, indefinitely. My only hope is that someone discovers it long after I’m gone, and shares it for all the world to see, as a treasured world relic. Like King Tut’s mask or some shit.

For real, though, happy Valentine’s Day to you if you’re reading this. And screw you if you’re not. (tell that to the people who aren’t reading this for me, as obviously they aren’t receiving this important message)

One love,

-Bev