Smoke Alarms 101

Question: How many Beverly Goldensteins does it take to correctly replace smoke alarm batteries?

Answer: Unknown. Because it’s unknown if one Beverly Goldenstein correctly replaced the smoke alarm batteries.

-Bev

P.S. Please advise if you know anything about smoke alarms. (or if you’re not a total moron)

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    beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
    September 11, 2015 at 4:42 pm

    I mean… I THINK it’s fixed. Just not 100% sure. No chirping. More investigation to follow.

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    Maude
    September 11, 2015 at 6:47 am

    FYI: a family here recently almost slept through a house fire because they had disabled their smoke alarms – literally this week. Barely made it out in time. Fix it.

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    Hattori Hanzo
    September 10, 2015 at 11:33 pm

    They don’t really work, so you’ll never know. I’ve been risking it for decades.

    Just estimate if you can survive the fall from your bedroom window.

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    Betty
    September 10, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    Is it chirping? If yes,call for backup or just yank it from ceiling and pray every night.
    If no, pass out with no worries.

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