Bev Bongs

I very unexpectedly had one of the best moments of my life yesterday. First of all, my team won a big game (not that unexpected), but during that game is when the real highlight occurred. I went on a little solo power walk at half time to burn off some nervous energy, as my team was losing at the time. I quickly FaceTimed my girl, Edith, to commiserate and discuss. Then, it happened.

I strolled past a house where a bunch of twentysomething dudes were hanging out and drinking. As I walked by, one of these young lads shouted, “Hey, you want a beer bong?” Naturally, I was like, “Hell yeah, I want a beer bong! Edith, take pictures of this shit.”

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BeerBong2And, so I just… did a beer bong, thanked my new young friends, and walked my ass around the block back to the bar. Then my team won the game, I bought a bottle of cheap champagne at the next bar, stayed out for fourteen hours, and spent $49.40 on an Uber that would normally cost about $12.50. That was probably the lowlight. But whatever.

Today, I was supposed to go to the grocery store, prep some healthy food for the week, do some work, and catch up on some serious blogging (I know y’all are dying for more). Today, I actually…. went to brunch, took a two hour nap, watched hours of I Am Cait and Forensic Files while looking at every. single. pic. from Fawn’s wedding, and made the saddest excuse of a cheese quesadilla that you’ve ever seen for dinner. I use both the terms ‘quesadilla’ and ‘dinner’ loosely here.

-Bev

 

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