All in the Family F.A.F.

This week’s F.A.F. is pretty special, as it’s the third in a series that features a very dysfunctional, yet extremely fun, family of apes. You’ve already had the pleasure of meeting Chad and Mikey B., the wild sons of primate parents, Chuck and Judy, and today, I bring to you, the baby of the family. As if these two boys weren’t enough for poor Chuck and Judy, (what with all their drinking, swearing, and water sport debauchery), little sister, Anita, really takes the damn cake. Take a look at ol’ girl.

I know. She just rolls into the club, dripping in sequins, armed with Daddy’s credit card (you’ve heard that before), and is usually kicked out by midnight. Naturally, Chuck and Judy are upset, but they can’t afford to send any of the kids to boarding school (mostly due to the fact that all the kids have credit cards, which are maxed out monthly on booze and bananas).

Seriously, this family needs help, Bev fans. If anyone knows a good family therapist, please contact me at beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com, or Chuck and Judy directly at ChimpinAintEasy@PrimeMates.com.

-Bev

*Also, I wish I had a reason that this is posted early, other than I effed up my scheduler. You’re welcome.