Am I the only person who feels like a monster when eating grapes and drinking wine at the same time? LIKE, WHAT IF I’M EATING THIS GRAPE WHILE I DRINK ITS GRAPE GRANDMA? Does this make me some kind of cannibal? Does this make the grapes some kind of cannibal? Like, WUT?
I am?
Fine. But I’ve thought that every time I’ve eaten grapes while drinking wine since, like 2008. Get on my level.
-Bev
3 Comments
Hattori Hanzo
October 2, 2015 at 12:17 pmOne of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts –
S. Johnson.
I think you’ve begun the inevitable declension into middle-aged lunacy. Been there for years.
Betty
September 30, 2015 at 9:03 pmYou are saving bad grapes from become bad wine…. AKA headache material for your friends. You are performing a public service. Thank you!
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
October 1, 2015 at 6:14 amYou’re quite welcome!!!!