F. A. F.

This week’s F.A.F. is another one that’s near and dear to my heart, as it’s one from the good ol’ days. The good ol’ days before I knew I was an animal hater who happened to love funny animal photos. It’s one of the catalysts for my obsession, and therefore, to this Friday blog series I know you have all come to love.

Her name is Marnie, and her owners obviously keep the Bombay Sapphire well-stocked. The husband thinks the wife secretly drinks it all, and the wife thinks the teenage son and his pothead friends drink it all. No one in the household is brave enough to confront any of the others, and Marnie just keeps mixing herself martinis. 

But, seriously, what if pets do this while we’re at work? Well, while you people are at work. I certainly can’t lump myself into the ‘we’ of pet owners. Ew.

-Bev