New Season

Well, a new season of KUWTK starts tonight, and I feel like a “Top 10” (or Top HoweverManyDamnFamilyMembersThereAre) list is in order. I have decided to rank the Kardashian family members (including some peripherals/uncertains) from favorite to GetTheHellOffKim’sPlanetKylie and I’d love for you readers to comment with your own list!!! 

Please know that I made this list, checked it twice, and it’s about as accurate as it’s going to get. There are a lot of ins, lot of outs, lot of what-have-yous, but I feel pretty confident on these rankings. Especially #1 and #2.

1. Kim
2. Kim
3. Khloe
4. Kendall
5. Kris
6. Pre-Vegas-hookers Lamar
7. Bruce/Caitlyn
8. Kourtney
9. Rob (SkinnyRob or FatRob)
10. Post-Vegas-hookers Lamar
11. Any and all Kardashian pets, production crew, assistants, cleaning crews, security detail, and any/all other employees (hopefully someday this list includes me. As an assistant, not a pet… but, I could rock a dog costume, Kim. And I won’t pee on the floor. Unless you want me to)
12. Scott
13. Anyone Kim decides to marry in the future (other than Reggie; then he immediately takes Kim’s superfluous #2)
14. Kanye (the only reason he beat Kylie is because of Kim’s ring)
15. Kylie

Readers! Weigh in! I can’t wait to see what your rankings are! Also, on the whole ‘Who counts as a family member and who doesn’t?’ front… hell, who cares? It’ll probably change by the time this post goes live anyway.

-Bev

*Let it be known that if Khloe and James Harden make it to 2016, he takes Lamar’s spot(s).