Christmas Shopping

Well, I spent one of the last days/nights of Hanukkah doing what every good half-Jew does: Christmas shopping. I know. But being bireligious is hard sometimes, and I needed to get some shopping done. Hitting the stores on a Saturday less than two weeks before Christmas was exactly what was expected: a total shitshow. Thank God for the wine tasting at World Market, and for the World Market wine club discount. Four bottles or more? 20% off! HEY-O.

Wine

I swear some one of those is a gift.

Here are some other sights from Bev’s marathon day of shopping. If you follow Bev’s Instagram, you saw some of these. If you don’t follow Bev’s Instagram, you should. (note: I tried to link my Insta page here, but I don’t know how to do that. Tech support, contact me immediately).

GlitteryReindeer

I was 100% sober (OK, 99% because I’d already hit the World Market wine tasting) at Home Goods, and I seriously considered bringing this homeboy back to my house. He had me snickering to myself for longer than I’d like to admit…

UrbanIdiot

This girl (and people like her) is the bane of my existence. I hope her next fur collar is made out of that dog.

HomeGoods

I love this person.

Happy Holidays, y’all!

-Bev

P.S. Do these photos look blurry to you? They do to me. I would say it’s due to me shattering my phone last Friday, but it for real started happening before that. Tech support… again…

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