Kim posted this bullshit….

I mean, say what you wanna say, but this is easily the most annoying thing she’s ever done.

Then…. as I crawled into bed last night after my glorious snow day, I saw this asinine Facebook post (friend of a friend) about her three year old:

‘Don’t mind X he is just crushing his nightly prayer in Mandren….. no big deal’

and I. Lost. My. Shit.

a) BEFORE YOU (TRY TO) BRAG ABOUT YOUR KID SPEAKING MANDARIN, LEARN HOW TO SPELL IT.

b) You have absolutely no ever-loving clue as to what the kid actually said. My guess is it was something along the lines of, “I’m buying you a dictionary and myself a new mom for Christmas.”

c) Someone called her out on it and she corrected it before I could take a screen shot of the post. 

d) She probably ate her placenta. 

-Bev

P.S. I don’t need any of you hippie savages posting on here about eating your own placenta (or anyone else’s for that matter). I will promptly tell you to go teach your kid Mandren, and block you from this site. 

P.P.S. How do you think you say ‘placenta’ in Mandarin?