Make It Stop

Dear Social Media World,

The Powerball winners aren’t sharing with you. 

If I gave a flying shit about the debates, I would turn on that big black box in my living room. 

David Bowie died.

Can we move forward?

-Bev

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4 Comments

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    Celina
    January 14, 2016 at 11:05 pm

    It sounds like you are a little upset. Is it more because David Bowie died or more because you didn’t win the powerball? I understand either way. Just trying to get to the bottom of these troublesome feelings.

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      January 15, 2016 at 6:24 am

      I literally couldn’t give less of a shit that David Bowie died, as I’m not sure I know even one DB song… and I’d venture to guess that all these people posting about his death can only name 3-4. Hell, to be honest with you, if you’d have asked me last week, I probably would’ve though Bowie was already dead. I mean, he looked like he was for years. Powerball loss? Crushed.

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    Hattori Hanzo
    January 14, 2016 at 8:54 pm

    “And you, you can be mean. And I, I’ll drink all the time.”

    Maybe Bev will feel the same when Bieber dies?

    (Lady friend and I are ready for Happy hour . . . C’mon now)

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      beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
      January 15, 2016 at 6:22 am

      I will be way more upset when Biebs goes than I am currently… Obvs. HH on deck!!

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