Shocked Back To Reality

I’ve been absent. I know. I even missed F.A.F. (not that any of you did). I’ve just been busy, but really, more lazy. My apologies, friends.

But tonight? Tonight, as I have been horizontal in my bed for the last two hours, I have been absolutely shaken to my core. I mean, here I am, minding my own biznass, scrolling BuzzFeed, and there it was:

THAT’S GABY HOFFMAN! NOW AND THEN GABY HOFFMAN! UNCLE EFFING BUCK GABY HOFFMAN?

WHAT THE SHIT, GABY HOFFMAN? Good goddamn. 

Ugh.

And now, still horizontal in my bed, I am reliving Gaby’s (and, well, my) glory days. 

You’re welcome.

YouTube Credit: MrRaptureRider

If this scene with Crazy Pete doesn’t make you tear up, you don’t have a soul.

YouTube Credit: joey ghurl

Seriously, how many hours did you spend with your elementary/middle school/high school friends, discussing which character each of you were? (This was before you did the same thing with your college friends concerning Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York, and Miranda Hobbes)

For the record, I am: body of Chrissy, mouth of Teeny.

And Samantha. Obviously.

YouTube credit: Natalia Lopez de Haro Rexach

This clip here is for those aforementioned elementary/middle school/high school friends. I’m lucky that, for me, those three groups of friends is one group of friends. My main bitches. And this shoutout is to Ardith, Henrietta, and Agatha, and our mopeds. That, my friends, is another (amazing) post.

YouTube Credit: Movieclips

Top ten movie scene of all time.

YouTube credit: Movieclips

Oh, God, OK… I’m going to have to rent Now and Then this weekend. I won’t have to rent Uncle Buck, because I own it. On DVD and VHS.

Yep.

-B.G.

P.S. I also found out in my obsessive Now and Then searches that Chrissy died. I can’t. I just can’t.