Post Super Bowl Apocalypse

Well, we really do live in a world where people are offended by anything and everything, and the Super Bowl was no exception.

Gaga put her hand on her heart for the anthem- every singer before her who didn’t do this is a communist!

Beyoncé hates cops! No, Beyoncé’s lyrics don’t say anything negative about cops! Beyoncé hates on the cops, but allows them to escort her to Super Bowl! Beyoncé is a hypocrite! Beyoncé almost fell on purpose! Beyoncé’s tour tickets are too expensive! Is Jay-Z really Blue’s dad? (OK, people don’t say that, because that poor little girl is his spitting image)

Cam Newton is an arrogant prick! Cam didn’t put his hand over his heart for the national anthem! But, wait, lots of players didn’t do that- people are just picking on Cam! Cam walked out of his interview! What a baby! Why aren’t we seeing the picture of Cam smiling, congratulating Peyton after the game? Peyton walked off the field without shaking his opponents’ hands in the Super Bowl in 1973 (or some other time when his elderly ass was playing in the big game), but nobody spoke negatively of him! Peyton didn’t get paid to plug Budweiser! Peyton is a role model- he shouldn’t talk about drinking beer! Eli is jealous of Peyton! 

And I’m just over here like… Yo, Fawn, hit me with that chili recipe.

Get over yourselves, America.

-Beverly