Wonderful World Wednesday

I, like 80%(+?) of Americans, dream of a world with no Kanye.

But you know what would be even better?

A world free from those who spell Kanye as Kayne.

THAT WOULD BE PRONOUNCED CANE, PEOPLE. AS IN CANDY CANE. FIGURE. IT. OUT.

Same goes for the wastes of space who pronounce the ‘l’ before the ‘t’ in Chipotle.

I can’t.

I literally can’t.

-Bev

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    beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
    February 20, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Are you trying to give me a stroke, Hattori?!?!?!?

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    Hattori Hanzo
    February 18, 2016 at 9:03 am

    Innnn-surance. Irregardless. Nuke-you-ler. Intensive purposes. Dee-troit. Anyways. Eye-talian. Expresso.

    This is fun.

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