Did this week kick anyone else’s ass?
Like, I’m Ronda Rousey and this week is that Holly chick. I’m Lindsey Lohan and this week is… life. I’m Susan Lucci and this week is the Emmys. I’m Michael Jackson and this week is plastic surgery. I’m Charlie Sheen and this week is HIV. (too far?) I’m Amber Rose and this week is Kim Kardashian. I’m Kylie Jenner and this week is Beverly Goldenstein.
That was fun. I want to keep going with celebrities getting their asses kicked by someone/something, but I’ll spare you. And I can’t keep my eyes open.
Damn. Last week at this time, I was headed to Bourbon. This week, I’m drinking a can of rosé in my PJs in bed.
I’m so thankful for you, shaved llama.
And you, can of rosé.
-Beverly
9 Comments
Agatha
March 19, 2016 at 7:30 pmI need a name for the llama, Bev!!!
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March 19, 2016 at 9:50 pmAgatha! You’re right- let me come up with something.
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March 23, 2016 at 8:15 pmPhillip- definitely Phillip.
Betty
March 11, 2016 at 8:59 pmRosé in a can is a mortal sin. Even on a Friday night
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March 12, 2016 at 5:29 pmYou haven’t tasted this… 😉
Petunia Smalls
March 11, 2016 at 7:59 pmIt was me, ill keep ’em comin…..
* youre kanye and this week is divorce rumors
* youre blonde hair and this week is kim k
* youre the cost of living and this week is Denver
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March 11, 2016 at 8:05 pmAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Petunia. I like this. Eat more tacos. Drink more margs. Use less punctuation.
Anonymous
March 11, 2016 at 7:48 pm1. You can never take it too far when referencing Charlie Sheen
2. Youre the denver broncos, and this week is Manning AND Osweiler
3. Youre steve harvey and this week is Miss America
4. Youre donald trump and this week is the chicago
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
March 11, 2016 at 7:49 pmOMG, SOMEONE, I WAS SOOOO HOPING PEOPLE WOULD KEEP THIS GOING. I HEART YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE.