Does anyone else feel like I need to get on www.thesaurus.com so that I can start using other words for brunch?
Anyhoo, as y’all know, Bev hearts brunch more than almost anything, and I had a super-fun, super-fancy brunch today for a sendoff to my dear cousin/friend, Bernice, who’s moving to New Zealand.
While I could write about how a) I almost vomited in my Uber on the way there, due to the wretched stench of the car and/or driver, or how b) the brunch was amazefest.com, or c) how apparently it’s ‘not bottomless’ and the waiter told us the manager was ‘watching us’ and, subsequently, the waiter was kind of cutting us off of champagne (WHAT?), but I’m going to tell you about d) a celebrity sighting. Al Franken. I had brunch with Al Franken. (translation: I saw Al Franken at brunch)
This does not excite me at all. I do not care about Al Franken. However, my hope is that more brunches turn into celebrity sightings, and I can work through the ranks of Midwestern senators, to maybe some athletes, then to A-list celebs, and eventually, the ultimate, platinum, heart-stopping celebrity moment… KIMMY K.
BRUNCH ON, FRIENDS.
-Bev
3 Comments
Betty
March 5, 2015 at 6:46 pmBev,
Please start naming names of where they are “watching” those on Bottomlesses. We other lushes need to know where to avoid!
beverlygoldenstein@gmail.com
March 5, 2015 at 9:09 pmBetty, I can not reveal my location, and I am unsure of who you are, but let’s say it’s a very well-known, fancy hotel brunch here in The City of Bev.
Buster
March 5, 2015 at 5:57 amMaybe brunch with Pierre next?? I bet he can put mimosas down.