Bev on Current Events

There are a lot of hot topics out on social media right now, and I feel like it’s time for Bev to weigh in. I’ll start with my least favorite ‘trending topic’ and end on a high note. Ya know, like March- in like a lion, out like a lamb… or… something… like that.

3) That godforsaken dress. This started last Thursday (also known as Bev’s snow day), and I tell you what- a drunk person trying to decipher this dress debacle is almost as ridiculous as the whole thing is in the first place. Bev’s final take: There are 2 dresses, 2 pictures, and everyone needs to sit down and shut up about it.

2) Apparently it’s possible to be buried in some kind of pod that will eventually turn my dead body into a tree? No. Just, NO. Of course, as most of you know, Bev wishes plans to be buried above ground in a New Orleans cemetery so this is kind of a moot point. Bev’s final take: No. And NOLA or bust. (LOTS more to come on this later)

1) The llamas. THE LLAMAS. Oh my God, I can’t even tell you how much I love those things. (See earlier Bev post on animals) Again, this was hitting the internet on Bev’s brunch day, and I’m pretty sure I almost fell off my barstool laughing at those 2 rascals shutting down the interstate in Arizona. Like, what? I thought my favorite part of this whole situation was Pierre, the white llama interviewed on CNN. (just take a second reread that sentence- ‘the white llama interviewed on CNN’)

After further research, though, it sounds like this white llama (Pierre) is not the white llama. Dammit. Bev’s final take: Llamas for President(s).

-Bev